The Captain and Tennille are divorcing!!!!!
Except they are still living together.
And The Captain doesn't know why. Although the rumors are that his failing health is the issue - she's filing to get him better access to health care as a single man.
Well, let's hope they work it out. In the meantime, we're going to enjoy one of their biggest hits, technically a cover of a song by America, but we'll play it here anyway.